wow, i havnt been on here in ages!! im surprised my account is still here!

hmm.......*cough*....

check out my "MySpace" page!!

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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

i havnt posted a blog in ages!! but here we are, im in computers and bored stiff!

im looking forward to lunch time cause our band has practices then. we are a rock band and entering the smokefree rockquest next year! we rock, lol.    & nbsp;  

its my birthday in 4days! YAH!! i'll be 17, time really does fly!

thought for the day:

"You can't scare me, I have children!"

Joke of the day

"Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.

Now he's President of the United States."

LOL (no offence) tell me wat you guys think!

finally, it is the last day of term 3! im in computers and cant wait till the day is over.

my sis is celebrating her 21st with afriend 2moro nite and it is a masquerade ball theme! i have my mask and dress all ready - cant wait.

i gt to work 2nite:( i work at a cafe/restaurant, but ther is only about 6ppl booked in so it should be a quiet nite.

i have a question to those who would like to answer it for me!:
how do you add photos onto your blog instead of just applying the link??

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

boring day at skool again. i failed my economics exams: no surprise but i got an achieved, merit AND excellence in my geography exams! i was so shoked but happy:)

i had 5 exams (some ppl had 7!) and they were crap!! my Biology Practical went all right but the biology written was just rubbish! it was so hard! heaps of other ppl thought so 2. my english exam was good but my geography and Economics were just as bad as my biology!

ohwell, at least they wre mock exams, i know now that i have to study MUCH more!

one more week of skool then a 2week holiday. yah!!! but ill mostly be working in the holidays:(

wat is up with this Taranaki weather?? winter just finished and it was a warm winter and now its spring and it is just pouring down with rain! bucketing! i think summer will be the same. this weather change is probably all 2 do with global warming, i think around about 2040 2060 we will experince and iceage or somthing, man-kind will end very shortly!! we only have ourselves to blame, wat with all the polluting we are doing which causes global warming and the melting of the icecaps.

the movie "The day after tomorrow" will be replayed -  but in real life!

but hey, why worry bout the future when we havnt yet lived today:)

im in computerstudies at the moment! really boring, im suppose 2 b working on an assignment but no1 else is!

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tell me wat u think of it and johnny!:)

"They said I was gullible -- and I believed them."

y does my mouse trailer not work??? can n e one help me??

"I don't mind them telling lies about me -- so long as they say nice things."

i bought a mouse trailer for my blog but it hasnt shown up! why not? can n e one help me out??

dad's thoughts:

"I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider":)

Such a tiring day, seeing as it was fathers day, we were completely full from 10am till bout 2pm when it settled down a bit (i work in a cafe/restaurant) i think ill sleep soon but ive got homework 2 do:(

i need sum t-bucks, n e 1 wanna spear n e? did u guys have fathers day??

"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder":)

lol, wat a boring day, again! i cant wait till next thursday as "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is coming out in NZ, i cant wait to see it because of Johnny! i also cant wait till next year when the 2nd "Pirates of the Carribean" comes out which will b so cool:)

Question to all: why can we never get wat we want?? Y can we never get the man we want?? wen we like sum1, they always like another and dont seem interested in us at all! well, thats go for me, is it the same for u too?

this is just random cus i need sum more tbucks!

i wanna know wat yr guys fav movies are and y! my fav is "Once upon a time in Mexico" cus of johnny depp:)

(as u can tell by the links on the left!)

post yr fav movies in da comments:)

im Watching "Once upon a time in Mexico" and OH MY GOD!! this is now my FAVOURITE movie!! Antonio Banderas is really hot!! so is Johnny Depp!!!!!!!! I cant stop watching certian scenes, like when after johnny has his eyes gouged out and he is shooting those 2 guys..mmmmmmmmmmm....:)

wat do u guys think of this movie and johnny???

"One good turn gets most of the blankets" (hehe)

gonna b another boring day at skool 2day but im gonna make it beta by eating sugar!!:) sugar always makes everything beta! Im sure u will agree: "sugar and spice and everything nice, thats wat im made of" lol

"Take care of your kids.....they choose your nursing home!:)"

wat a boring day! 2 internal tests: economics and geography. our neighbour left to live up in Auckland just moments ago, im gonna miss their dogs most of all cus i fed them wen she was away, she has 9 dogs!! they r so cute.

how has yr days at skool been going??

Joke of the day:

"i know of a rangi, his name is Jim

and i love to throw tomatoes at him.

Tomatoes are soft and dont bruise his skin

but these bastids do cus they're still in the tin!!"

boring at skool yea, but wen i got home i found out that i have an audition this saturday for a production in town, its called "Joseph and the amazing techno-colour dreamcoat" (or somthing big like that! ohwell) n e way, its a singing part, cus i luv singing, duh, im just excited cus i havnt been in n e thing big seeing as i live in little old taranaki new zealand. lol

joke of the day:

 After his divorce Mr. Lewis realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.

thought for the day:

Never play leap-frog with a unicorn!

im in Computer Studies right now and im soooooooo bored!!

here is a joke i found while surfing the net

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

got 2 get back to work now, :(

nice photos of johnny depp - mostly for the ladies, unless there are any guys out there hu fancy him.

u have to look at this link...mmmmm...:)

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An englishman, scotsman and an irishman are on a plane together when it begins to divebomb, sending them to certain death. In order to escape, the plane has to loose lots of weight quickly to allow it to continue to fly. They decide that each man has to throw out a possesion.
'I'll throw out a rose, 'cos theres lots of them in my country' says the Englishman.
'I'll throw out a thistle, 'cos there's lots of them in my country' says the Scotsman.
'I'll throw out bomb, 'cos' theres lots of them in my country' says the Irishman.
Luckily, their plan works and they survive, and they each go home to their families.
As the Englishman comes home he sees his dad weeping and says 'Dad! Dad! Why are you crying!?' to which his dad replies 'a rose fell out the sky and the thorns slit your mothers throat!'
As the Scotsman comes home he sees his dad weeping and says 'Dad! Dad! Why are you crying!?' to which his dad replies 'A thistle fell from the sky and the prickles blinded your mother!'

As the Irishman comes home he sees his dad laughing and says 'Dad! Dad! why are you laughing?!' to which his dad replies:

'I farted and next doors house blew up'

hehe

i gt 2 go 2 work now!:(

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna" again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch."

i love blonde jokes!!:) im not a steriotype or n e thing, they r just funny!

There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.

One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)...

The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat."

With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.

The second blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I need a jetski."

With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.

The genie looks inquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, "Just give me a million dollars, I'll take the bridge."